FAQ's
Where are you located?
We’re proudly U.S.-based—because of course we are. Our t-shirts are printed right here in the good ol’ USA, as any self-respecting company should be doing, thank you very much. We’ve got things handled in both Florida and Texas (yes, we contain multitudes). And for our international friends? Don’t worry, we didn’t forget about you—we’ve teamed up with trusted printers around the world so your order gets to you quickly, without any unnecessary drama.
Do you ship internationally?
Absolutely, we ship worldwide—because obviously everyone deserves access to great t-shirts, not just those of us stateside. Wherever you are, we’ve got you covered. Shipping rates do vary depending on your corner of the planet (logistics, geography, the usual suspects), so take a quick peek at our shipping policy for the details that apply to you. Easy, efficient, no chaos.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes, of course. The moment your order ships, we send you a tracking email—complete with a special little number so you can monitor your package like the calm, mildly obsessed adult you are. Refresh it as often as you like, no judgment here. It’ll make its way right to your doorstep, nice and orderly, just as it should.
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality, comfy materials—what do you think this is, amateur hour? Our tees are soft enough for cuddles, sturdy enough to survive playtime, and gentle on skin that absolutely does not have time for irritation. Materials can vary a bit depending on the item (because life isn’t one-size-fits-all), but don’t worry—you’ll find all the specifics right there on each product page, exactly where they should be.